(i’ll have y’all know that i had to break into my aol email in order to attain my password for this blog lmao)

sup friends. just a notice saying that i am hereby abandoning this blog bc i decided i wanted a shiny new one instead, which you can follow at shallowpoools if you like. i’ll gladly follow ya back xo

angrysuggestion:

*while banging pots and pans together*
I’m trying! I’m trying! I’m trying! I’m trying!

100-percent-beef-jasper:

shitpostgenerator:

what if cats had legs

im about to make shitpostgenerator’s god damn day

altonzm:

yungmethuselah:

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

wentzilla:

the transition from uma thurman to jet pack blues

bassgirl27:

vacuumssuck:

i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY FRENCH HORN HERE WITH ME 

IVE BEEN CARRYING THIS UPRIGHT BASS AROUND FOR JUST THIS MOMENT